Paper, Rock, Scissors

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no freaking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the crap can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors from now on, I will always chose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I thought paper would protect you retard.


Thanks Kris

Why Blog??????

I have heard it said that a way to a mans heart is through his stomach, or that men think about only one thing SEX, SEX, SEX! Or even that men don't really think at all they just do...

Well to sum those, yesssss I LOVE FOOD (FAT KIDS EVERYWHERE UNITE!!!), as a guy sex and things of a sexual nature come to mind alot, and sometimes i am quick to act, and think later, i do have a mind, i do stimulate my mind with intellectual things, and sometimes i need an escape for those things. So here it is the real gibby, and out pouring of my mind, into my fingers, spilling out onto the keys of this computer. So sit back, grab a starbucks double sweet venti shaken iced green tea, and enjoy the out pouring of my mind and heart!!!!